I don't know what it is.. this is the first I've heard of it. But it's sad that this isn't a sign of maturity because it sounds amazing.

Yup, chritter is correct. Nonplussed actually means bothered or upset. I was just going to applaud Jez for using it correctly.

My puppy gets the same look on her face when she is determined to clean my whole face off, even if I haven't eaten anything. She will pin me to the couch in order to clean off both eyelids.... dogs are weird.

Pretty much par for the course. Honestly the title of the article could have just stopped at "reddit is officially the worst" and it would have been just as honest.

It didn't help that the Good Eats episode I watched this morning featured a "true" daquairi recipe that could be altered slightly to make a delicious margarita.

We have the same pattern in my family. Although usually its the "good" child that ends up with the "bad/crazy" one to raise. I'm avoiding kids cause I was the good one and if I had more than one child I'd get my sister to raise *shudder* (love her to death now but my mom is a living saint for dealing with her)

Tangent on a tangent.. you should never separate dogs who are humping, the way their junk hooks up can cause severe traumatic injuries to one or both pets.

It depends upon the tribe but this is a frequent percentage to be considered a member of the tribe or to be able to apply for membership I think.

Oh man. I was fine until you busted out the Charlotte's Web quote... *sob*

that's both brilliant and a little bit gross. I wouldn't touch their phone/iPad after that.

Wait tomatoes and cauliflower? Why are they one the list?

My 55lbs Lab did the same thing. I stressed that this wasn't going to happen to her.

Yea you use the lettuce as a wrap. Or I just pretend I'm in one of those "sexy" Carl Jr's ads and let everything drip on my hands. You eventually get used to it if it's the only thing you can do (no bread from gluten allergy).

I would actually consider getting one of these for my Step FIL. He's kinda immature and loves scatological humor. When we went to Australia for a trip we brought him back a beer opener made of kangaroo testicle hide and he adores it.

It's varies. I know PA & Maryland got the California last summer as a special. I've seen the Texas before as well but they tend to be like one month every 2 years or so.

Um... it's not imitating there's a BK logo in the bottom right corner alongside a BK takeout bag.

I did like the little joke about, "Next one I'll use smaller words" It showed a little hint of snark.

Nah. They're aiming for the soylent green route. Even better than the Romans Bread and Circuses.

It's actually one of our defining characteristics as mammals.

Well yea. How can they make sure that they properly bind your boobs unless they measure you first.