If you don't mind I may save this saying and quote you later. That's a fantastic summary.

Hey. Two points make a diagonal line pointing up! It's a very clear trend. (/sarcasm) I'm teaching stats this semester. CNN easily needs a third story for this to show anything.

@Strumpet_rumpus: I was right there with you and they apparently did put in the qualifying "great sex". So I may just move sex to the top of the list if it was really good and every week.

@megazona: Why does this not exist already?!

@funchefchick: Horray and hearts for PAWS (not sure if it's the same one but no-kill shelters are good).

@vernisee: You're not alone. As soon as I saw the preview image I was all "OMG I love clue!!!"

@Alohamaid: Just check out some of the suggested videos in the links already posted. I made the mistake of one and I'm still wondering if those people had actual zits or serious abscesses.

@singing_femmebot: Oddly, the Yiddish aspect of Judaism also transfers cultures where the religious doesn't! I learned most of the Yiddish I know in my Catholic high school English class.

@Morwynn: I have these as my desktop wallpaper. There is no way to be unhappy when you suddenly see that as an image.

@victoriasauce: Having seen your comment... and the comments that replied to yours. I still want to click the link!! Why? I know it's only going to hurt me!

@kenzington: that's what is confusing me about some of the reactions in this post. It's not like these are neutered characters. The Simpsons has always shown a healthy appreciation of sex between Marge and Homer (and other characters as well). As long as they skip the awkward stuff that you mentioned i don't see a…

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I feel that way about many of the women in my family of that generation or the one before it..... my grandfathers were lucky men :)

@chocho-san: Hell. Even old Yeats is dreamy. I spent half of my Literature of the Irish Renaissance class just staring at my textbook's cover.

@pirate_eggie: I <3 Death. Although Dream was interesting in Sandman I really wish the entire series was about her instead.

@1girl: Is your grandmother on Facebook? I want to be her friend.

@mandabear: Gators are very dangerous in the water but much less so on land (not safe mind you.. just less dangerous). They aren't as mobile running over land as we are. Additional they aren't that fast forwards or backwards so you can get out of their way pretty easy (unless you let them get really really close).…

@bettysgun: My mom does this to me with my celiacs. She has yelled at me for cooking my toast in a shared toaster (not safe but reasonably ok). I'm almost 30 and do no live at home. It's incredibly frustrating to have someone else policing your eating when you live with it every day.

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: Too true. She looks adorable in it and I'm sure she felt it was very liberating.

Just an additional note. MSG (monosodium glutemate) also contains gluten and is not acceptable for someone on a GF diet.

@Angua: Alton Brown at the food network has a GF recipe for some kicking gluten free chocolate chip cookies (The Chewy Gluten Free). There are some baking mixes you can pick up at the grocery store that include xanthan gum already so you do not need to buy is seperetly. Betty Crocker also has a line of GF products (2…