@lolacat: Well NOW I am :)

"Hey you that's not fair. John Locke could open a beer bottle with a glare"

Sawyer's mortal enemy.... a damned rock

"Your friend is dead" Really? We hadn't noticed. It looks like he was alive before but not anymore....thanks

Apparently LOST was only really meant to refer to Jack's father's body the whole time.

Cure the sad, everyone's life sucks music.

Ok. Everytime I see Locke's body I keep hoping he'll wake up.