Cameron Crowe has a posse?!?

Oh I don't know… I don't think they're any more sexless than middle-aged parents are usually portrayed, and if memory serves, a number of plots revolve around Cam or Mitchell's attempt to do something romantic for the other.

5.1 Surround Soundophenia?

To this day, I'm more annoyed than I should be when some duder doesn't remove the fedora/trilby/whatever when in appropriate situations (i.e. usually indoors, usually every time I see these chodes).

Counterpoint: He's a fantastic James Bond. Of all of them, he's the only one who looks like he would actually kill you.

I guess we have some passionate STP fans in here, and far be it from me to judge how people like to have fun. I am old enough to not have enjoyed them during their original run, back when God was a child, so I might be biased, but…

it's cute that Stone Temple Pilots thinks that they're above Scott Stapp.

So this is basically a Sean Connery in the Highlander movie type of situation? Let's hope her consuming is as magnificent.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a robot making you pick the two fingers that will poke you in the eyes - forever.

Nah.

All this time, we've been worried about a super-intelligent AI taking over, but an AI that's kind of dumb and bumbling is actually scarier. I'd feel a lot better being killed by Skynet on purpose, rather than just because it messed up a digit.

Sure, why not?

Not Water and Me?

I remember visiting an aunt's house in the early '90s, and seeing an actual J Peterman catalog in the bathroom. I was shocked that it was an actual thing, and that it was exactly as ridiculous as expected.

In totally unrelated news, liquor stores and fast food drive throughs throughout the midwest are bolstering their inventory and redesigning their "we reserve the rights to refuse service to anyone" signage.

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I was thinking Johnny Ramone's even more reactionary uncle.

Thank Bob this guy wasn't throwing bread.

What is least-badass way to get your butt kicked, Alex?

What is least-badass way to get your butt kicked, Alex?