They say it's going to be dark, but will it also be gritty? I like my dark with a side of grit. Otherwise, it's just an oil slick.

Yeah, I guess people who benefit from moral panics might try to make a moral panic out of this, but I think it won't find its legs unless someone truly shameless like Rush Limbaugh decides to pick up the ball and wheezily run with it.

Thing I learned today: the two leads, Rae Dawn Chong and C. Thomas Howell, not only did not decide to part ways and agree never to mention it or even speak again after this movie came out, but instead were briefly married three years later. Three years!

No, it's not going to be a thing. One person was living a lie, and is now widely mocked and derided for it. I don't think that's an appealing lead to follow.

The plot of the film is being kept tightly under wraps, although we’re willing to bet it has something to do with Michael Myers sneaking up on people and killing them.

Well, it's knot going to work.

What people in the crowd just really wanted the band to play '70s soft rock covers, but were way too literal about it?

What if he'd made good on his threat? Just imagine the ignominy of being publicly whooped by the guy from Smashmouth.

Don't be a heel.

Because camelcase used to be trendy, and signified a certain kind of up-to-dateness. Like on your PowerBook.

This is pretty fun. We haven't heard from disco falsetto Beck in a while.

Certainly a sea change from some of his recent work.

It's not hard to figure out—just imagine making your own DIY magazine, like the print version of punk rock. Some were thematic, like Thrift Score, some had pretty good writing, like Burn Collector, and some are still going, like Cometbus. Some became "real" magazines, like Maximumrocknroll, and some became movements,…

The AV Club

It's not complicated enough to be a Floyd Rose bridge. Instead, it's part of Darth Vader's advanced futuristic life support system. (edit: grammar)

I'm gratified that I'm not the only one who likes that show but doesn't really like Chris Hardwick. I can't even explain why… something about his "King of the Geeks" persona is just sort of off-putting. I couldn't listen to the Nerdist podcast for the same reason.

Was this all an elaborate scheme to talk about Dawes?

You're suggesting that "she does heroin, therefore she could be a murderer" is a huge leap. I think, in popular opinion, it is not. Heroin users are widely demonized and criminalized in the news; unfortunately, admitting heroin addiction means admitting to at least one felony, and generally, longterm users of hard…

You don't think heroin users are criminalized and demonized in the popular press?

Ah, but any good conspiracy theory worth its salt is self-proving. Evidence of the conspiracy is evidence of the conspiracy, but any evidence against the theory is evidence of a coverup.