Carnivorous Plants Are Becoming Vegetarian Because of Pollution

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He's an Asshole.

I hear the bag was a Chanel .55.

And just like Christian rock music it's less interesting, often misses the point, and only results in mournful masturbation.

Ah, sounds similar but not exactly the same. My browsers don't actually crash, but they freeze until I can end the tab processes. The problem does get worse the longer it goes, though, so I may not be far off from straight crashes.

Yeah, I tried to Google it, but I found nothing! I'm happy (?) to hear I'm not the only one.

Well, it seems that because the huts are so visible, it makes it easy for husbands to track their wives menstrual cycle and fertile periods. It may not mean they could make their wife any less likely to cheat on them while they're fertile, but at least they would know when to impregnate her so that someone else…

I have the same model, it's a tank. I've dropped it at least 5 times from waist height, never put a casing on it, and carry it in my backpack without any padding, but the damn thing won't stop running. It's got cracks and chips all over, and I've recently begun to have problems with Flash freezing my browsers…

Wrap him in Mylar first so that he stays mint.

The Krugeresque graphic is kind of weird and I'm not sure why it's here. And if you're going to take the time to match the red, shouldn't the font at least be Futura Bold?

Thankfully, I can be sure my parents aren't doing this. My dad is really tech savvy but completely antisocial and claims landlines are too invasive. He helpfully keeps his ten year old Nokia brick off at all times, so that he's impossible to reach. Recently, he was delighted and baffled by a strange occurrence: he…

Mynd you, møøse pøøps kan be pretti nasti.

While your example is logically sound, the fact that you ate at Chili's in the first place casts doubt upon your character and makes your point harder to swallow. At least pretend like it was a Chipotle in the future.

I can tell who it is too, but it's no surprise. That was Chekhov's coin.

Sorry to hear that. I've made a lot of stupid decisions and have had some real scares, but have been very lucky. To feel foolish after being betrayed by someone you wanted to believe was a decent human being is really sad. It's even sadder that we are best off distrusting people by default.

The amount payed here is to compensate the harm, not the medical bills. Harm here can refer to any kind of damage suffered, be it physical, emotional, lessened quality of life, etc. Frankly, it seems a bit high to me too, but I don't know what kind of money normally gets tossed around in these cases, and I'm also not…

Maybe if it fucked you without a condom. What a ridiculous analogy.

Absolutely, and that's my point. The McDonald's case is one that is paraded about in public discourse by tort reform "activists" as an example of how our justice system is flawed. In actuality, these people aren't activists, they're corporate shills seeking to further limit legal recourse of individuals against major…

Oh, I think he knows exactly what happened in that case. He's one of those tort reform jackasses, and his smug and masturbatory insertion of that case (always brought up as an intentionally misleading example of a failure of the American justice system) into these proceedings goes to show he's doubling down on his…