This article misses the lawyer's real gem:

Thanks for that, it seems like a much fairer assessment. It sounds like it will be a bit disappointing, but I'm looking forward to it, still. You didn't say so specifically, but I'll assume you found it better than Battleship.

Yeah, I just did a command+F to see if anyone else noticed this. What the shit is that baby wearing?

The official reasoning at the time was to weed out 'feeble-minded" people, and I believe that in some states, people below a certain IQ were targeted. The workers who selected candidates were probably also influenced by race and income.

My girlfriend saw the movie a few weeks ago (she works for Fox/Warner and often gets to see movies really early) and was unimpressed to the point of insisting that Battleship was a better movie. I told her she was a damn fool and wrote off her opinion as just her not liking the genre (which is true), but now I'm…

Mmmm, plutunium.

This is bullshit. Between the half cup of tomato sauce and the quarter bottle of ketchup I add to my pizza, I am obviously getting enough vegetables.

You're not alone. I also wondered if it could be the same guy trying to make it look like his son, Junior, is to blame. Wouldn't that be sweet?

Do what? Compliment him? I don't know, and I don't care. I'm not sure what he would compliment Bush for. What an asinine piece of evidence.

No doubt Mississippi's Democratic counterpart Scallywag Professorson will have much to say about this.

Are you asking if crazy people realize they're crazy? No, they don't. That's implicit in the definition.

I was hoping to hear it directly from the horse's mouth, but I expect that you are right. I am confident in stating that there is a huge overlap between fans of Leno, Two and a Half Men, and Amendment 1.

Presumably because La Jetee was a short, and not a full movie. It would have been nice to see it get a nod in the 12 Monkeys description, though.

Partisan in what sense?

Between this bad syrup and the dwindling polar bear population, one can't help but wonder what will become of the McGriddles sandwich.

Please, pretty please can we get an album of Jay-Z lullabies?

Melania sounds like the proprietary name of a tanning pill.

Zombie yoga means that you will be facing more nimble, more agile zombies, who will tuck into your inflexible corpse with yuppie zest.

The three second rule is the "just the tip" of ogling.

In light of this verklempt man, One Direction has announced they put a modern twist on a classic in their upcoming adaptation, "While My Father Gently Weeps."