There's nothing to argue about, because you don't have an argument (unless that was what blah blah blah was intended to be...?). I'm so serious because you're an obvious cocaine addict and will likely go on a violent rampage, killing, raping, and maiming in your semen-crusted pants like all high people do. You're a…

I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but I'm sure it was meaningful to you. Perhaps you're high on cocaine?

For some reason you're skipping over the "they passed out" part again. Cocaine doesn't make people act like that. Alcohol does.

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It's only a quirk insofar as he doesn't (I think?) speak in a Cockney accent yet still writes as if he does. Maybe he has another accent. I don't know the guy.

It is considered to be grammatically acceptable. Get the fuck over it, or at least spare us your temper tantrums.

I don't really think this is a troll comment. Even disregarding the poster's defense above mine, it's simply true that some cities are fucking ugly. Bangkok, for example, is probably one of the ugliest cities I've been to. Of course we should be encouraging the development of interesting, tasteful new buildings, but I…

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You hardly have to qualify that. Why would you expect any decency of banks, knowing how they operate? It's not pessimism, it's realism.

Shoot, thugs are always trying to come up and rob me when I'm not paying attention.

Yeah it was. I don't use Facebook much anymore and was shocked I couldn't learn about who was trying to add me.

#3 is a total rip off, unless you yearn for the chance to buy something with an obnoxious name at an exorbitant price. "Comes in tingly" just means they add menthol to the talc powder. Round these parts, 150 grams of the stuff goes for closer to $3. It does, however, feel great on your balls. No arguing that.

This is still the most ridiculous way to light a cigarette. By ridiculous, I obviously mean cool.

This is sort of touched on by both your Blue Label and sleeping pill slides, but flights with free alcohol pretty much make me look forward to my 13 hour flight home.

So they're, um, miners from 2149. As in miner 49ers? Meh.

I'm partial to Dentist! The lyrics could be better, but Steve Martin just kills it.

Haha, I suppose I explained that badly. I wasn't talking about curly fries, but rather a whole potato cut into a spiral and skewered on a stick. They then put flavored powder (choice of like 10+) on it. Tastes really different than french fries.

Pretty tough odds against this couple. Did no one warn them?

Hopefully this chosen one will be less of a dick than the last one.

There's a food stand near where I work that does this same thing to potatoes (then they're deep fried). Truly delectable.