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It's called the Kopfdoofengreesy in Ikea.

If it is anything like his other buildings, it'll be made with second rate materials, there will be multiple lawsuits made by construction companies, unions, and management groups, and the building will be a run down slum within five years.

Okay, Mr. Parnell.

That Judas guy was kind've a creepy stalker though.

What are the other theories? Aliens? Time-traveling Elvis clones? Years of slowly fading affection and relationship stagnation, plus increased temptations thanks to growing fame?

You can tell he's serious now, thanks to his brand new Adult Beard.

Have you met models before?

Everybody Shits, You Stupid Fucking Brat

Tomato, tomahto.

Obligatory Idris Elba suggestion, who will always be suggested for the role until 30 years past his death.

Look pretty and ribbon cutting ceremonies, I guess.

Angela Merkel is a Prime Minister though.

You could argue that any interview that's not a Will Harris "Random Roles" is a botched interview, when compared to a Will Harris "Random Roles" interview.

Random question, what's your mother's maiden name and where was she born?

This motherfucker knows what's up.

I'd throw Mattis in there as well, despite the fact his nickname is "Mad Dog."

Because it wasn't me?

Niiiiiiiice.

"Hey Drinking With Skeletons, adicksayswhat?"

All of the above.