I think if I walked into a movie theater with no one else but that still image of John Teti looking over at me, I'd keep walking until I got back into my car, drove home, and locked all the windows and doors.

There's some alright stuff in Iron Fist. His heroin-addled business partner is very good.

I would argue that Pattinson's overall body of work glitters when put under the light of scrutiny.

I dunno. I think he might be a bad seed.

Since the guy who owns New Balance supported Trump, the alt-right co-opted them as their shoe of choice.

I just realized I described childbirth.

"supplements to make you boom-boom caveman"

This Fashion-bart thing will fall flat on it's face when they realize New Balance sneakers will never be cool, and Hugo Boss doesn't do plus-size.

I'm fairly certain there are quite a few commenters on this very site that hunt bears on nights and weekends, even without the backing of a television channel.

They won't be able to get in cars for months.

Bash and Machu Piccu 4ever and ever.

I never really liked him, except for The Wrong Mans, which he apparently wrote and created.

To be fair, James Corden IS a knobhead.

So what to we have to do to get rid of Don Lemon? Or at least the sober version of Don Lemon?

There's supposedly no Darryl. I'm already disappointed, so it the movie has nowhere to go but up.

DON'T TELL SELLECK WHAT TO DO WITH AVOCADOS! SELLECK SMASH PUNY WATER CONSERVATIONISTS!

RICO'S ROUGHNECKS! OORAH!

"Try not to drink."

Yeah, they should've had some pot stickers, or fried pickles, or something along those lines.

TruTV has ads where their tagline is "It's funny because it's Tru."