Yes. This is the guy who Putin convinced that creating a joint cyber intelligence group and essentially give away our security for nothing was a good idea.

Alright, alright, alright.

He's the bombs secretly planted by the government. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

"We were just shooting blanks, apparently. Our salmon didn't swim upstream, if you will."

Don't tell me how to do testimonials.

They're killing their parents, slowly, every day.

Ewwwww.

HEY! TEACHER! LEAVE MY DIK ALONE!

A.V. Club Roundtable: Which one of you dumbasses owned a Tamogachi?

Tonight's episode: "Murder at the Museum"

This is the biggest act to hit Toronot, Ontario since John Candy stopped by the local gas station to take a leak!

When it's a guy, a person who works in a library is called "a librarian."

Their TV stuff is pretty good though, Flash excepted.

She looks like her own wax figure from a low rent knockoff of Madame Toussaint's.

…….What?

This is eerily just like my My Little Pony/Game of Thrones legal fanfiction.

Before, during, or after the 2012 RNC?

Bullshit it's not. It's part of the universe until I say it isn't.

Basically any coach in top-tier sports unless they were some relatively unknown genius who becomes a hot name. Front-offices are even worse.

Sony Product Placement: The Movie