So THAT'S how he beat Shaq.

Boy, this is a timely debate.

I always order mine with extra Eric Clapton.

I ain't no subletting sonofabitch!
You better think about it, baby!

"We're forming an initiative. We're calling it….. The Shelby Woo Initiative."

"COME ON, DOG! GET OFF! DO IT! JUST…….. DO IT!"

Because he got to see it early.

No. No. Stole her identity.

If he tried to carry a large stick, it'd fall out of his tiny, tiny hands.

I can't believe how racist you are for making that implication!

What you don't see is the rod and pedestal behind Lear, propping him up.

His influence has reverberated throughout the world, as evidenced by all the Kangol hats everyone wears.

Damn, what is ABC going to do with all the underwater sets that look suspiciously like penises?

Seriously though, that Twin Peaks sketch they did this week was amazing.

My prognostication claim to fame was predicting that Macklemore was going to make it big.

Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

I'm going to hate it when some asshole tries to "ironically" make Ja Rule's music a thing again.

We have been talking about "Thong Song" a lot more this decade than I was expecting.

The lack of heroin probably didn't help either.

It was the 1920s, also known as the Golden Age of Syphilis……