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SisterMaryFrancis
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It is, unless it's on the bikini and thong of a large breasted blonde. Then it's super patriotic.

It's almost as if the character is a New York unto itself. You ever think of that?

*schedules 60 X-rays for himself, crosses fingers for some malignant tumors*

I can't see you there's a massive man-shaped blob in the- ……I mean, you look good! Totally fine! You seem totally healthy, for a human whale-MALE! I SAID MALE, NOT WHALE! WHO SAID WHALE? NOT ME!

9 out of 10 Dr. Kevorkians recommend it.

You know it, hoss.

He regularly fought Tommy Lasorda. That should've been a red flag immediately.

The amount of dedication the Republicans have to killing their own constituents is starting to make me wonder how many of them thought the Heaven's Gate people were onto something.

^
Lin Manuel Miranda

Counterpoint: Venture Brothers.

Let's start casting for 18 year-old models with acting aspirations right now!

So does that mean he doesn't work with any women, ever?

Hell, I don't even feign it anymore.

You're only saying that because you're into me.

Loved Dope, and I was excited for Flash when he was supposed to direct, so I guess what I'm saying is this sounds alright to me.

While you're doing that, let me tell you about my friend, who's a Nigerian prince.

Yeah, Robin Hood was a terrible DH.

You're living in it.

Because your name is Gilbert?

I finally get to hang out with the movies on your Netflix queue that you've never watched and are just up there to impress guests.