It not a hijab, it's her disguise to escape the droid army on Naboo.

"Bitches ain't nothin' but hos and tricks."

"Dumbledore is actually a gay character."

America's Funniest Home Videos will probably survive longer than the country itself.

Jill Stein 4 lyfe, muthafucka!

Not enough Sixers fans on the writing staff to be the Ringer.

I need a good movie about the 442nd Regiment, a.k.a the single greatest collection of badasses on and off the battlefield.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

Ugh, this is like my step dad trying to read me a bedtime story with all the funny voices my real dad used to do. It's not the same, Glen.

If this means Thor Goldblum makes out with Valkyrie Goldblum, I'm in.

Well, he can't read or write, and he probably prioritizing the massive undead army over sending a raven with a badly written note saying, "Hey, found your paralyzed brother hanging out over the wall, and also we're probably all going to die. Hugs and kisses, Edd."

I give it a C+. Sure it looks amazing, but where the fuck is DARRYL?

There are only three people in this administration that I have sympathy for. "Mad Dog" Mattis because he has to constantly make sure Trump doesn't declare war on someone, Rick Perry because he seems to be the only one who is trying to do a good job, and Spicer because he had an impossible job where he was constantly…

The A.V. CLUB: Allspice, all the thyme.

"My god! It appears we've traveled to yet another planet that looks suspiciously like Canada!"

You tell 'em, Sugartits!

So you're the reason my insurance premiums keep going up.

Only if the flag has hearts on it and I'm taking a girlfriend to the movie.

Clive Anderson was such a weird choice. He's funny sometimes, but never really seems like the type of guy who would be a particularly engaging host.

Don't have to tell me, I already knew that.