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If you've ever seen video of that Big Country show they did on New Year's, it's awesome. It was a tiny, indoor venue, but they made it seem like Queen at Wembley with the way the crowd was into it.

I don't know if I did grow out of them. Their first album I still think is pretty damn good.

Two stars. There were no lighthouses, therefore false advertising.

Oh these car bombs are terrible, and such small explosions!

I've never watched the Simpsons. Is it supposed to be good?

That horse led at least three successful campaigns against the grass in the Roman countryside, which also makes it a more successful legislator than Gohmert.

That's shit's deep, man.

*Spike Lee tweets when you someone eat that Sweet Laurel Canyon Sound OF COCK*

Bird is the word. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Fine. As long as he stops making Marisa Tomei wear those granny glasses. You're not fooling anyone, Marvel, Aunt May is ridiculously attractive.

His catchphrase was actually, "SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS! EVERRYBOOOOODY!"

Awwwww shucky-ducky!

Maybe you actually won a contest.

If mustard colored sauce is comings out, you should see your doctor.

I don't get the thigh gap thing. Why would someone want a gap between their legs that makes it look like god messed up measuring the girl's lower body and said "screw it"? Gimmie a lady with nice, thick thighs that can crush a man.

Don't forget fingerguns and the "Pew pew" sounds when they find someone attractive.

Wait, so killing Osama bin Laden was a bad thing? And you think if Trump was in charge back then, he wouldn't have bragged about it? Seriously? The guy who bragged about not paying taxes? The guy who still brags about barely winning the election?

It may have been a shitty role, but it's still Star Wars, which means it's still a never-ending paycheck if you play your cards right.

I remember him. He was in that crappy Airplane! knockoff, Seoul Plane.

Hormel, their Black Label Bacon division. We've gone over this many times.