Kurt partied too hard after finding out he was the new Raw GM, and signed the Blue Meanie in a drunken stupor.

The Nintendo Wii version of this reference sucks.

Wow, 300 year-old Muzak? I had no idea "Girl From Impanema" was that old.

"Alright you two, I'm going to need 'Cedric' to expeliramus his…. 'wand' and 'Cho' to accio her panties. This is a family convention, folks."

I thought he was going to say both sides are equally bad, so x=y.

Gamma radiation doesn't melt steel beams!

And all of them were old coots.

Be humble. Never seen a wizard do that.

Dipshit McBackstabber, last of his name.

He got in that old whirly-bird, found him an island some place, got juiced up and spent what time he's got left soakin' up some sunshine.

That's what you think, but I ain't dying.

Pending contract negotiations, of course.

"For a good time, summon the Queen Mother."

"Here I sit, arrow-through-heart'ed….."

It's George Lucas we're talking about. The story he has in his head takes precedence to common sense.

He's third pan flute in the Delaware County Community College Orchestra.

I think the problem was he and Lucas doubled down on the adventure serial motif in Temple of Doom, which made the "foreign savage" stereotype more overt. In fairness, it was a little less racist than the stories and comics that inspired Indy.

There may be some influence, but I didn't see a photo of him in the prior article when people were giving well-wishes, and I don't remember thinking back when some people were killed by a train while filming a movie, "Yeah, but how hot were they?"

Why would there be fanfare for Greg Grunberg? That'd be like getting excited to eat steamed peas. The most anyone is going to do is notice them and go, "Huh. So that's there."

This sounds bad. Bad. (Really, really bad.)