That'd be kind of cool, in a "no one uses this fuckers number", kind of way.

Chris Hardwick, is that you?

You're also "fucking lazy assholes", so you'll probably give up trying to cut me once you realize that you'd have to leave your chair.

Might've been because every time in the 90s when the Heat looked like they were on the cusp of something good, he murdered them.

Sort of a redneck Variety.

"…..and that's how oil was discovered on Nantucket Island."

Sisterhood of the Walther Ppks

So me having a dial up connection would not help?

"This is a chainsaw. It cuts through wood, bushes, and people. I do not suggest being cut by it."

"An Asian actor? In Hollywood? Don't be silly, those don't exist."

Well, if it's not true, why did I have to give that man with three nipples my life savings?

Him and Gabe Newell have a blood pact that neither will release what their fans want until the fat jokes end.

I'd be insulted if you didn't!

Beaches and bottles of Thunderbird.

And then they oh so subtly ask you what exactly it is that you do for the CIA.

All the crudeness of a man, with the passive aggressiveness of a lady!

"A mayor is breathing down a captain's neck right now. A captain doesn't have time for this shit."

And they're all spam bots using different women's names.

Which are the good ones?

That's why Capone's vault was empty. He paid the ransom.