Michael Cole called it a blue thunder bomb.

His kids are getting some primo Cheez-Wiz tonight!

He's not a heel guy, he's not a face guy, he's Vince's guy.

The real question is, "Did Roman's driving look STRONG?"

So, in any other wrestling promotion the face/heel dynamic in this Strowman/Reigns match would've been reversed. The face (Reigns) would've been the one somehow still getting up after being thrown through walls and snatching a victory, and the heel (Strowman) would've been the one to sneak attack after the match and…

Same thing.

Kinda hard to make an emotional promo when the subject looks like he fell into a vat full of acid and Ed Hardy designs.

"How did Bray kick out of that 2 1/2?"

Maybe Brock's going to get a impromptu proctology exam.

German announce table = Someone's going to go through an announce table.

If you had just clicked on it, you'd be in dreamland all the time.

Oliver Queen better watch out.

ESPECIALLY THE DEAD ONES.

Or that Barry Allen messed with time, again, despite everyone, including multiple versions of himself, telling him to stop messing with the timeline.

"And believe it or not, it was easier to make porn movies than it was to make legitimate movies."

Either he's saying that, which would be a terrible idea, or he's saying good credit scores are dominated by Jews? Or that they controlled the credit industry. Who cares, it's a pretty stupid lyric.

Hey, you probably know my aunt who lives down there! Tell her I said, "Hi."

I asked a girl to pull my Chubbuck once. Didn't go so well.

Damn ESPN is acting all MSM by giving Jon Stewart airtime. He has a well-known New York bias! Face it Jon, the Knicks suck!

Oh man, the Marine Corps music streaming service sucked. Nothing but marching band music.