I see a few problems with casting a blind person. They can't, though.

I didn't know there was a coalition of the near-sighted.

Aww yeah, that's the stuff, baby!

I just want someone to talk to me.

Remember, this is a determined old man who crapped out an entire "old action hero" franchise through stubbornness, and without any Activia yogurt. He could actually get this done, whether we wanted it or not.

Maybe he was Hungarian.

Mine will be somewhere between Air Bud and Ernest Scared Stupid.

"A rapper appears infatuated with large bottomed women…."

"1. Put an attractive picture on the front
2. Leave the inside fucking blank"

I don't see any bears in these pictures.

It was a quiet, peaceful passing. All her friends and family were there. D.B. Cooper, the people behind the Philadelphia experiment, Bigfoot…..

The cop threatened him with a gun? Why go through all that effort when you could've easily threatened Morrissey with some leftover pancetta?

He'll be fine as long as he's not a 18 year-old female prostitute.

Well you guys are all idiots. You think these people are trying to get the message out any way possible that their family and friends are dying because of some invading group that took their city by force? No, they're clearly the propagandists for the lizard people of Klaktar V.

Suspiciously like Cillian Murphy.

A Vanilla Ice theme park. I don't recommend it.

I think you might be pretty spot on. The movie never gives her any time to develop or show personality. She's supposed to be the main character, and she gets sidelined in the middle of the movie by getting captured. Every other time she's on screen she's usually either in an action scene or by herself, not having to…

It's "ham and cheese", not "ham and Steve"!

The only pre-Code one was the 1931 version. Besides that and the Bogart version, there weren't any others that I know of.

Well once we found out what Vegemite was, relations were bound to decline.