White people all look alike to me.

Clearly Reb Brown is the best Captain America. He'll pretend to be sick until you stop fighting, then steal your car.

Figures that the episode where Joey Ryan shows up is the one where they refute the "wrestling is dumb" argument.

He's facing Kevin Owens in the Face of America Challenge.

"Breaking news coming out of the city of Vancouver today as three city blocks suddenly became multiple five alarm fires. One of those blocks happened to be filming HBO's new adaptation of Fahrenheit 451. Witnesses say star Michael Shannon was seen holding a Bic lighter prior to the blazes."

In his defense, the kid was blocking his way to the honey buns.

Tune in to tonight's Smackdown, where Joel Embiid, Ben Simmons, and Markelle Fultz will have a three-man tag match against Jinder Mahal and the Singh brothers.

Sure, but what happened after the spider bit you?

It's not like everyday Brits doing American accents are any better. They either think we all talk like we're from Staten Island or Dallas.

"Gather closely, and let me explain the secrets of interstellar travel….. Or fling poo at you, whatever tickles my fancy."

Directed by Maya Forbes, so you know the budget is going to be massive.

Randy Orton probably went ballistic when he saw that.

I didn't recognize him because I swore he was taller. Maybe because he was alongside Tyrus and whoever played the dad.

I do. Blood, sex, violence, super powers… If they had just illustrated it, it would've been a gritty comic book.

"Somewhere between Santa Fe and the Canadian border."

And rather famously on Back to the Future.

They went full R.R. Martin and are only in it for the conventions now.

Yeah, it essentially just means he's Kris Jr.

Does this mean William H. Macy no longer counts as human?

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