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They use tomatoes in banana ketchup as well.

Wait, a teenage horse winning the Kentucky Derby? Something about that doesn't add up…….

Illusion! Tricks are something whores do for money.

My face was mauled by a tiger…… OR WAS IT??!?!

Or Obi-Wan, like all the other Jedi, was a religious nut who ignored anything that conflicted with his religious upbringing.

It must be Michael Bay's thing. All the young actresses he cast seem to have pouty lips as well, collagen-enhanced or not.

Something about Johnny Depp, right?

*Crosses fingers*

You stupid monkey!

It's kinda like you're New York City, so alive and kind of your own character if you think about it.

Too personal. We're not friends anymore.

I'd be smiling too if I knew I'd be getting paid a ton for what may only amount to a few minutes of screen time.

You need a friend? Boom, we're friends now. Sup, friend?

Probably, yeah.

She looks like she has a pulse?

Buzzfeed: Use This Quiz to Find Out What OK Computer Song You Are

Quick, to Wikipedia!

LK is black and gold.

Why else would she have a song called "Bad Blood"?

………Do they, though?