Savagé Nütsack by Dior

It was a student news broadcast. Why would they notice?

Man, Teresa May wasn't lying when she said she said Britain would be strong and stable.

More than I put on my taxes.

I figure his lawyers know they can't actually do jack shit, so they let Murray throw all that Hilary crap in for the publicity boost. I'm surprised they didn't throw some Obama stuff in there as well.

Jokes on you, I get off on people complaining about other people who fantasize about Allison Brie! And are always a ton of you!

Ron Howard's thinking right now, "How can I put Tom Hanks and the Illuminati into this?"

Hark! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Vladimir is the sun!

Et tu, Comey?

Wait, didn't Chris Pine get gunned down by Ronald Reagan?

That explains why I saw a person turning into a cockroach on the news.

"What do you call that act?"

In more news Bernie Mac has been faking it all this time, prepping for the big score.

At one point the entire island of Manhattan was overrun by symbiotes.

Worst restaurant ever. First of all, no tables or menus, just chairs. Then, I wait for what seems like FOREVER! No waiters coming around to serve ANYONE! And I'm looking around at everyone else seated, and they all look bored and sad and just staring at their slip of paper (which I later found out was to have the one…

Ooooh, shit! Can't wait to see them in Eve's hometown of Phila-…… Aww, no shows in Philly.

The first fight even had Captain America show up to save Spiderman in fairly iconic fashion.

He could still be a slacker landlord, but now he has a wife telling him he needs to collect the rent to help pay the bills, or remind him he needs to advertise for new tenants.

"Sorry for missing your mom's funeral. Here's a video of a kitten and a wolf pup playing with each other in the grass."

Comix Zone was a pretty fun game, not that I remember it.