This is the exact kind of stuff the right wing nutjobs were warning us would happen after gay marriage! WAKE UP SHEEPLE, who I have to now assume are a product of a legalized marriage between a human and a sheep!

Yes.

All the time.

What's with the photo of slightly overweight Wil Wheaton?

NO! SHUT UP! EXPANDED UNIVERSE! EXXXXPAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEDD UNNNNIIIIIIIIVERRRRRSEEEE! BOX OFFICE! BOX OFFFICE! TIE-INS! CONSUME! CONSUUUUUUUME!

Hey, hey, hey!

Alternative theory: The creators did not flesh out the Cars universe enough to consider a Car Hitler.

That's why you need to take the red pill the creepy guy in the trench coat on the other end of the bar is trying to give you.

Trump.

They were playing in Oakland, but the crowd was so white it could've been Beverly Hills for all anyone knew.

When the lead singer of Train was the one who sang the national anthem for the opening game of the NBA finals, I knew at that moment the entire series was going to suck.

"Thanks, you dickless, cowardly, disappointing, communist hippie! I'll treasure it for the five minutes I remember what it is."

"On the internet, we like to talk about people dunking on other people."

He looks like some scientist got drunk and botched their attempt to clone David Cross.

That was actually a called "London".

So there's no reason to watch the movie now. Good to know.

*Watches as Magneto kills scores of people, thinks about playing chess with him later*

He's too busy teaching……stuff at Stanford.

That's what I thought they should've done immediately after the match. Have one or all of the other competitors stop Ellsworth from leaving, and just lay into him while Carmella either doesn't notice, or ignores the beat down.

Slapstick Spiderverse.