Nah, he just says that to get you to be quiet.

There's also a scene where Fred swaps bodies with Daphne and tells the rest of the group he's (she's?) going to look at him(her?)self naked.

He covers up all his rapes with countless murders.

Something that women could use to temporarily change the color of their labia would be…… I guess interesting would be the only word I can use because I have no idea if it'd be a good or bad thing.

I'm uncomfortable picking up things where I don't understand the purposes, uses, sizes, or magicks involved.

Maybe if they ate more Carl's Jr…..

Oh god, no. That shit burns non-sensitive skin. No way I'm putting it near my junk.

Hell, he's been doing that since Taft.

The most common complaint in both ice cream shops and gas station counters.

"Alright, so now me and Idi Amin are to do a little lip sync battle. Idi, you get to start. What song are you going to do? You seem like a Katy Perry fan."

Little Baby's is pretty good, but nearly every flavor sounds disgusting at first glance. Now Weckerly's, on the other hand…. That shit is manna from heaven.

I'm sorry, did your city invent FREEDOM? NO? Then ZIP IT, MOTHERFUCKER!

None of us do, honestly. I always figured he watched over the astronauts, but that's just a guess.

Because dolphins are dicks?

The shark might care if they cut Phelps and dump him in the water wearing a seal outfit.

This gimmick seems like it'd be more up Ryan Lochte's alley. He's probably going to claim Phelps mugged him for it.

Who would you say are the top five players in Chinese basketball history?

God, am I the only one sick of Michael Wincott showing up in movies?

"Well clearly he's guilty. I mean, just look at him."

Or maybe his dog is his……. naaaaaaaaah, probably not.