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Kinda. Rodman hangs out with Un because Un is a basketball nut and Dennis Rodman super fan. Rodman hangs out with Un because he's treated like a king in North Korea.

You only say that because you haven't seen Ben Wallace's King Lear.

Y'know, despite this, I still kind of like Dennis Rodman. He's a guy with an extremely unlikely path to the NBA, he made things about the game that most players found boring or secondary (rebounds, defense) into his specialties, and he was about as far from a "follow the company lines" kind of guy that you could get.

It's the first still from the Community movie no one knew was secretly being filmed.

He wants to wipe out the universe to impress his ex-girlfriend, Death. He's the universe's original "dumbass who can't take a hint."

One guy who doesn't kill anyone versus multiple people who have killed in churches, schools, and killed children at rallies. Don't act like you suddenly have some moral high ground because of one incident.

No, they just do sane, normal things, like shoot up a church because the people in it were a different skin color.

Sounds like someone forgot to take their antipsychotics this morning.

Yeah, he said he got it from his grandma. It's supposed to ward off the "evil eye" or something like that.

I tried having that line as my senior yearbook quote.

"Always remember the Five Ds of Dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and…. Dodge."

Oh sure, this gets attention, but not me eating my collection of old Captain Underpants books.

I can make an educated guess.

Also, baseball and basketball teams have to stop there every so often.

Probably still more exciting than the NBA finals.

Wait, this season of Twin Peaks has Naomi Watts playing one-on-one basketball against a vegetative Kyle MacLachlan?

Bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

"I don't even want that level of cognitive engagement with anything"

*accidentally breaks kindle*

"Timmy, have you ever watched Marvel movies?"