Video games and keeping an orderly masturbation schedule, mostly…….. Or so I've heard.

I'm waiting for the person who, when they say they don't deserve the award, they mean it and give it to someone else.

The one where an unstoppable killer is chasing you while you're naked in front of your high school class and every girl you ever had a crush on is still there.

I haven't been this disappointed in a pop star since Mandy Moore failed to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflicts.

He's famous now, they have to let him do it.

Ravens, crows, and jays all have pretty similar levels of intelligence.

Have they ever seen a dog play basketball?

There was an episode where they showed him at Riverrun. I forget if he survives, but he does mess with the Lannisters a bit.

She heard John Terry's no longer captaining the National team, and wants to prove she can be just as good.

Speaking of, I just heard from the jerk store. It appears they've run out of Trump. He's their yhuuggest product.

You're saying he's a few bricks short of a wall?

Hey, does anyone else think our president might have an ego that's a bit too oversized?

But enough talking about me, how do you feel about Trump?

"…..3,2,1. Ready our not here I- Oh, come on! Why do you always pick lying naked on the bed as your hiding spot?"

*crickets*

That's nice. Still a dick, though.

And a lame soundtrack!

It's going to be an underwhelming Jay-Z visual album, in a overly expensive rip-off of Beyoncé's Lemonade.

The Roger Ailes method!

Liar. The only ways to get a degree at Temple is to either become famous, or notice the hidden discrepancy on your transcript that they use to see if you are worthy.