And the city of Cleveland for winning anything.

Kidney failure: The second leading killer of Celestial beings, right after massive explosives being planted on their brain by a tiny plant-man.

Theunis Wessels: Canadian or main character in a Star Wars book?

Boy, talk about diminishing returns.

He doesn't look like someone who could bully his way through a McDonald's Playland, let alone a show. He's probably nice enough to the show runners and is usually pretty available for the job. What more would you need?

Patrick Dempsey is in it, so it's safe to assume it isn't as awesome as it sounds.

The police were suspicious of the place when they started realizing that people were actually considering eating Papa Johns.

Because yours is dealing shrooms, not cocaine.

Kettle on Pot is my favorite porn genre.

I just liked the talking dog companion. More stories need talking dogs.

When was the last time this ever went well? The only time I can think of is The Fresh Prince.

The backlash is ridiculous, but not something that should've been unexpected. It's not as though Trump had hidden his vindictiveness before being president, and the nutjobs who support him are not known for their levelheaded thinking.

Unfortunately, the scene with the man-eating criminal had to be cut.

This is why you're a terrible peewee football coach.

More of a command than a sentence.

Your roommate?

Wait, why are we acting like Redman's MTV Cribs wasn't an amazing piece of television? In between vignettes of two easily forgettable rappers flaunting stupid shit like indoor basketball courts was a gem with a dude still living in his stomping grounds, a drunk friend sleeping on his basement floor, and a doorbell…

In Fallout 4, it was actually MIT that did that. Suck it, Harvard!

I thought it was officially called "Luna", which still means "moon" but sounds cooler.

Does smoking crack count as a power?