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Roger Ailes, apparently.

Starring Chloë Moretz, Mugsy Bouges, Spud Webb, Earl Boykins, and Isaiah Thomas.

That's just a myth made up by the Chinese, who want us to pour money into Pittsburgh.

The Japanese thought it was hilarious.

Because of the epic D&D sessions they had?

So what you're saying is, don't hate the artist, hate their shitty fanbase?

I plan on watching this, chuckling to myself, and saying, "That's so Franklin and/or Bash."

Well then, congrats to the two remaining Beatles: Ringo Starr and Angela Lansbury.

Know anything about basketball? Talk about the Toronto Raptors.

Police forces that are way to eager to pick up the US military's rejects and police unions who will defend literally anyone who knows how to pin a badge onto their shirt without actually looking at whether or not they deserve to be?

I think they have an issue with taking 60 half ton rocks, because that means expensive excavation and potential habitat destruction. Plus, not saying why the rocks are necessary to research also makes the request look like some sketchy bullshit.

Kind of hard to survive a underground methane explosion that wipes your entire town off the map.

That's because Trump can't sell shit. It's why all his ventures go bankrupt.

Yes.

I'm glad that, as a man, I don't have to worry about this.

*Ted Nugent points to his dick*

It's not really the monsters, exactly. Tom Cruise apparently gets his powers from the Mummy and then joins their monster squad thing.

Hisssssssssss….*snort*

Yeah, I talked to some Mormons about Beck's upcoming tour.

I've been told by some intensely creepy people who wanted me to do some kind of reading that the opening band, the David Miscavedge Tax-Free Trio, is the best, just super great, and loving, and caring, and totally not like any of the news stories about them say they are.