"IT'S MORLOCKS! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF MORLOCKS!"

Chim-chim Diaperbrains.

I'm not sure if it was because it was a period piece, or because Baz Luhrmann has never learned to tighten a budget to save his life.

"I mean, we would cancel Iron Fist, but it's just too good…… Is that ok, Mr. Feige? Did I say it right?……… Please give me back my children."

So, the Russians?

"Looks like the job finally did the Press Secretary in."

She was the big, hairy dude they arrested in the beginning, right?

CW: Dare to keep giving you more beautiful people that you've never heard of!

Goofus sounds like he died having fun.

Philly, but it's a teaching hospital. Some overeager nurse got me bumped up to 12th.

We need Lorde to cover Lorde's "Hard Rock Hallelujah."

It's a city ER. My wait time is an hour, and I can't read the Highlights magazine anymore, due to me using it to cover the wound.

I could also be in an ER waiting room.

Shitfaced Don Lemon is a much better reporter than sober Don Lemon.

*spends rest of day filling out contest forms*

Yes.

Don't forget the gay frogs and mind controlling Greek yogurt.

And now we turn to the situation in Syria, with our man on the ground, Carrot Top.

Don't forget the ones who didn't vote. Only idiots think abstinence is the answer.

So, we're still thinking the zombie apocalypse will be a real thing that will happen?