So OK Computer was actually a Hitchhikers' line?

'North Carolina, on the other hand, struggles with "angel."'

Campaign to Boycott Supporters of Israel-Lebanon

The mountain between them is Idris Elba's penis.

I don't need to read anything to know that.

I know what's for, you sick pervert. I'm calling the cops.

That guy buys the dumbest shit.

"I think I got the gist when I was 9."

Look, I think we can all agree this was a dumb joke, but I'm going to play devil's advocate for a sec and say that maybe Jamie Foxx didn't mean it as insulting. He has a daughter with Down Syndrome, so I would hope he understands the difficulties of disabilities.

"Don't save me, because reasons!"

Now we're just going down a slippery slope of things I'll never remember to do.

Then how am I going to remind myself to get the tattoos?

I'll make sure I leave myself a note. And pants.

Not everyone gets to live your fancy lifestyle, Ben.

My five things to do

Aw, damn I'm sorry. Hopefully you'll be able to find another way to not have to work now.

We need to give these pun threads the Long Slow Goodbye.

Hell, you don't have to be a musician to say that.

🎶 Iiiif you want my body,
And you think I'm sexy,
C'mon sugar, let me know…..

Goodness, gracious,
Great barrels of fire!