"Hey there boy! Why don't you sashay that ass over here where we Amazons can get a hood look?"

"Wondy is my favorite superhero ever."

It's fetch.

I guess they're sick of having a freeloading asshole in their embassy.

But he's clearly innocent. Only innocent people run and hide in a foreign embassy to avoid something like sexual assault charges. The guilty ones go to trial and fight the charges in court, like the snowflake cucks they ar- ……Whoops, looks like blood's coming out of my nose again.

Hopefully this means he doesn't talk throughout the whole movie.

"My only regret…. is not drawing Bugs Bunny….."

Johnny Depp Wouldn't Mind Replacing Bobby Moynihan On SNL As Guy Who Does Expressions

Damn, that's harsh. What did seagulls ever do to you?

This guy knows what's up.

This is a pretty good Thursday, isn't it?

DON'T TELL ME WHO TO MARRY, SPAMBOT!

"You think you can just save the world with some lightning and a smile…"

Somewhere right now, Bill O'Reilly is crying while on the phone and masturbating to the voice of his Comcast customer service representative.

Vincent Schiavelli, as we all remember, died from having more sex than physically possible for a normal person.

No, but he was the guy who was the hit man in Death to Smoochy.

No, it was Bob Redwood.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Rocketeer, son.

I mean, she's not wrong so far.