That sweet Comcast paycheck.

That ramped up so quickly I'm surprised their trainer didn't intervene and suggest a cool down period.

Good to hear that Guest's friends will be showing up from afar instead of just being at the venue. I remember the last time Fred Willard was found in a theater.

He's clearly doing this for the attention.

This woman is clearly suffering from hysteria. I say we lock her up in an insane asylum and make the clearly sane, normal man she went on the date with her legal guardian! That way, everybody gets what they want!

Michael Moore's Douchey Condescending Tone For A Half-Hour, coming soon to TNT.

Or an ad for MetLife.

I don't know, I personally think it's on the right track.

It's the ill-timed PWR BTTM biopic.

Dammit, I just got that pun. DARN YOU, ROB THOMAS! DARN YOU TO HECK!

Did you text it to them?

Bitches be cray-cray?

Ok, Huckabee.

Yeah…… Looks like……. Not like he actually does that……..

Hat McCutcheon?

Remember how that lead to the late-night brawl that was the only good thing to come out of the writer's strike? Those were more innocent, carefree times.

Well, for one, if your parody of a Huckabee is sexy, it's a horribly inaccurate parody.

The streets of Glasgow will run red with blood tonight!

Since everyone is making Billy Jean/Michael Jackson jokes, I just am going to say it's pretty cool that Elton John made "Philadelphia Freedom" for her. That's when you know Elton John thinks you're the shit.

That would need a really good writer, or it would get bad real quick.