I blame Allen Iverson and his unbeatable crossover.

Goddammit, Barry.

Danzig approves.

*WWE universe begins heat death, fades into nothingness*

Can't wait for Summerslam! I hear they got Chubby Checker to host!

People also voted for an idiot to run the free world. Fuck people, she looks fine.

Yet another classic case of a pop musician delving into complicated Eastern European political landscapes.

It looks like something you would use to teach a kid how to buckle a belt.

Her parents were, but who knows with her.

We have the technology. We can make him creepier. Sneakier. Rapey-er.

"For most anyone in government discussing such matters with an adversary would be illegal. As president, Trump has broad authority to declassify government secrets, making it unlikely that his disclosures broke the law."

*AVClub stands in rain outside of AVOCADO's house, blaring "Baby Come Back"*

I am shocked that someone would try to steal another person's joke. Why, it's a good thing you never see that around here!

Seriously. That's what I used when I was working in restaurants. It ain't rocket science.

Simple solution: We issue licenses to people who buy their own avocados after training them on proper freshness and cutting techniques of avocados. Because nothing's cooler than proper avocado handling and licensing classes!

That's a backseat? I thought it was a complimentary medieval torture device that came with the cup holders.

Endless rewrites, bad writing in general, and some combo of NBC/DC fuckery, I assume.

You joke, but a show about the every day people who have to deal with living around superheroes would be inter- oh, I just realized I was describing Powerless. Nevermind.

I wonder if they'll dive into the creepy fact the Arch Hall Sr.'s girlfriend played his daughter in the film.

"Did I tell you that my tires are full of water?