Ben-Hur was a straight up shitshow, just in terms of the marketing. As for "2Lander"…. I don't think I've seen a worse comedy than that in a while. I mean, when you start by stealing your plot from a Dan Brown book, you should just throw in the towel right there.

So, just Abe Vigoda then.

"His female muses are all generally paper dolls, wispy character sketches with few distinctive personality traits"

Yeah, let's give McMahon an even bigger ego by having him played by James Mardsen or a Franco.

You want her to be the heel to your face?

"'So all of you who were hoping for the further adventures of Hot Pie are doomed to disappointment,' Martin writes."

So are we going to find out that Ed Chen and Laurie have been knocking boots next episode? It kinda feels to me the shows been dropping some hints.

But what if you have the hot dog without the bun? Does it become a sausage, or is it still a hot dog?

*giggles*

Warning! Those who are lactose intolerant and eat this ice cream may experience an exodus, movement of jah bowels.

Which one? They made two.

I'm naming my daughter Flash Gordon.

"There is no Entourage 2. THERE IS NO ENTOURAGE 2!"

Nice to see Titus taking advantage of those lessons in acting straight.

Mike Huckabee: "This dog is too high, much like many of the inner-city DUMBOcrats! Another Mike Huckabee Twitter gem!"

As a person from Philadelphia*, that shit pisses me off.

I bet he does too.

What the heck does the stripper have on her leg that makes money stick to it? Is she really getting that sweaty? Or did Bieber put some construction adhesive on his cash prior?

So Diane Lane is confirmed to not be Manimal.

#whoviancares