Given his apparent love of puns, I wouldn't be surprised if he were one of us.

Did they leave a number to call if the person who owned the meth wanted it back?

Ha, you're such a gas!

Hey Laker girls!

I don't think it was Norm, so much as it was the movie itself.

So would any sane person who loves American badasses.

People will mistake him for Mark Zuckerberg?

So do you guys think there will be a problem with me casting Michael Cera as the lead for my Daniel Inouye biopic?

FEMA tarps only available in the Fyre Festival Healthcare Packages.

I'm having a lot less sex in the afterlife than I thought I would.

Great! Just what the race conversation needed: a whiny, entitled white bitch.

I feel this story is incomplete in it's reporting. Was David Spade actually working there as a waiter, or was it his day off?

Kareem Abdul Jabar

So his life seems to be following the plot of Pootie Tang for some reason…

"So Tony, what did you think of Jessica's performance?"

Not that kind of bear, Dik.

Tony Danza, Anthony Kiedis, and all three members of Tony Toni Tone.

The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

Donnie Wahlberg, Nick Lachey, and Fred Willard wearing a long, black wig pretending to be Selena Gomez.

Guess the judges!