I steal all my comments from the Taco Bell Bell.

"Claims his defense team is failing, declares them to be fake, refuses to believe in their existence."

I think his lawyers would have a very well evidenced insanity plea.

If we had a Congress with actual fucking balls, all we'd be debating is if his treason is worth the death penalty or not.

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The most New Jersey house to have ever existed.

*FCC gets a hard-on*

It's what their interns use to cyber.

You're……….. For….it?

It's called Rise of the Blood Queen? So I guess we can make an educated assumption that, not only are they rebooting live-action Hellboy, but they're also going to reuse the plot from the animated Hellboy movie about Elizabeth Bathory?

There's a reason every fps since Halo has copied their controls. They are ridiculously simple, in a way that anyone could figure out how to aim, move and shoot in a fraction of the time it did for non-doom clone fps's. You could pick it up without a tutorial, and get the hang of it quickly. Golden Eye's controls were…

It's anyone who enjoys knowing that their intestinal tract is working well.

Ah, the good old days, when the CIA was trying to kill everyone and the opiod epidemic was only a twinkle in Pfizer's eye.

I thought that was Mass Effect, the cause of and solution to all video game-related hatred.

Not saying Half-Life wasn't robbed, but Halo:CE basically created the console fps boom.

Not pictured: Kevin Eubanks, currently at home telling his family between guitar riffs which things are cold.

Why, is he going to marry it when it matures?

"It's not a miss, we were aiming for winging that twig the entire time."

He knows irony. It's what his maid does to his shirts after they come out of the dryer.

See, fatties? It's not hard to lose weight. You just need to have some disorder that requires extensive time in a hospital. So get on that, you tubbos.