Only if I'm able to rip off my shirt at any possible opportunity.

I guess the gay lizard people got to the judge. Damn you, you gay lizards! Damn you and your ability to acquire George Soros's secret Nazi Jew gold!

No.

Yes, I do.

Well that sounds stupid and idiotic and a perfect fit for this show.

If there are two things North Philly is known for, it's major issues with heroin and constant success in the Presidential Fitness Test.

Played by Daniel Day Lewis.

That's what happens when your understanding of politics peaks at age eight.

He thought they all aged because of the sick burns he laid on them.

She can't cry. She had her tear ducts surgically removed for her sweet sixteen.

Dan>both

Also the fact that the stage in question is a Buddhist temple. That'd be like having a fight in a synagogue while that crappy Scientology song from the 80s plays in the background.

See, it's shit like this that makes people think Berkley is full of idiots and anarchists.

Listen, flights to Ja Rule's festival may not always be there when you call, but they're always on time.

I assume it's floating around in the ether, hanging out with this week's review of the Flash.

Or Doogie Howser. Either or.

It started as an alright comment, but it got weird when Sandy started ranting about modern Hong Kong cinema.

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Next you're going to tell me bats aren't bugs.

I met some lady when I was a kid who had a pet skunk. It was pretty nice, and I've always thought on and off about trying to get one (they're basically friendlier indoor cats).