About the rats, or the skunks?

Not many things bother skunks. They know most predators don't want to smell awful for months.

Rats do, but no one wants rats.

Half Man, All Animal

"Ta da! It's…… Still dead!"

If she breeds rabbits, and tries to be Jessica Rabbit….. Does that mean she……. With the rabbits….. I mean, no right? That's just weird.

Uh oh. Sounds like there's trouble a-brewin' down by the Local H corral!

It's the only time some of these towns get to pull out the military equipment they purchased for no good reason.

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People would also not be a combination of NAFTA and OCP, because those are completely different things.

I haven't directed a single movie since it came out!

That's every movie she's in.

It's in the lyrics too.

Does this mean they have as much of a chance of making Half Life 3?

This is what happens when hulkamania goes unchecked.

Oh Christ, you just know nine months later, Clippy will be going up to pregnant couples and say, "It looks like you're looking for a doula. Can I help?"

Writer McAuthorstein

I like that they acknowledged that after the EMP hit. I had just figured the writers forgot about it.

Yes, if Anne Coulter had shown up to Berkley, there would be major concerns for safety. All that young, nubile flesh around her would've made her go feral and try to suck up their life-force.

Call of Duty: We All Saw How People Liked Battlefield 1, So Historical Warfare It Is!

Call of Duty: Operation Iraqi Freedom