BRAVO!! You are the winner of the clichéd "yet you commented" comment! You sure got me! I didn't say I didn't read this article, I did. I was commenting on the volume of posts Jez has generated about tweets being favorited, Instagram pictures being deleted, etc. I asked if it seemed excessive, but I didn't scold…

Said it before. I'll say it again. I don't care if Halle Berry is the biggest bitch on the planet. I don't care if she spits fire. If you are a man and can't be happy sleeping with just sleeping with Halle Berry, you don't deserve to have a penis.

Eww, I hope Ri would not bang him. She can do better!

But Zac Efron might see her holding her boss' purse at a party and fall for her! Would you take that possibility away, you monster?!

Yeah. So your boss confided in you at times, yelled at you at other times, made you do things you didn't want for money and occasionally the lines of friendliness blurred with business? Congratulations, you have a job.

No kidding. The perks just don't sound worth it.

Agreed. This doesn't sound any different than working for a generally terrible boss in any profession.

So quit.

I wish I could have torn a bigger strip off that woman. Dudes unable to control themselves are not MY PROBLEM.

Oh, and ALL KIDS need constant discipline until they "get it." Try again.

oh good lord the flyer people. sometimes there are shipping issues. sometimes another person comes in early and buys a metric fuckton of the product. the people who wig the fuck out over it and DEMAND things just make me think of Veruca Salt.

For the customers who come at at 5 minutes to close expecting full service. Not going to happen. If you believe that the chef is in the kitchen working on your order, you are wrong. The chef left the kitchen when the rush was over, he either went home or is in the bar drinking and hitting on his favourite waitress.…

I wish more parents were like you. It's not my problem they got knocked up, why should I be treated like it's my responsibility? (No offense, I'm sure your daughter is darling.)

My SO used to play "gangham style," followed by "what does the fox say" as soon as it was closing time. Annoying music really helps with the campers.

Allrighty then! Point taken. Still, the last table in the restaurant, no matter how nice they are and how well they tip... those people are not my favorites. GO HOME, PEOPLE.

I think it's pretty much about human decency, no? If the place stopped seating people at 10 pm, and you're at your table just hanging out and it's 11:30, I would think a decent person would leave so that the numerous people sitting there annoyed and staring at you can go home. It's your right to be an asshole and sit…

I don't understand why the last service isn't an hour before the actual "closing time." I mean, I understand, it's because the owners don't pay the staff anything so they don't give a shit how late people stay, but I can't fathom the attitude of the person that looks at a door that says the place closes at 11pm and…

And to finish off that thought, how about you just don't go in a restaurant if it is a half hr or less before closing, fifteen minutes for a fast food place. The people working will hate you, and you will make a mess of everything they have already cleaned.

agreed! At the restaurants I worked at we weren't allowed to ask guests to leave at closing. So it became this passive aggressive game of turning the music off, clearing things away, and turning up the lights so the campers would get the hint and leave. One fine dining place I worked at wouldn't even allow staff to…

This post just kinda reinforced my notions that people are assholes to people in the service industry. NOTE TO ASSHOLES: if you are the last table in the restaurant, it's time to go. Does not matter if you've been there for only 5 minutes and it's the anniversary of your first spit-swap. You are holding up a bunch of…