If you identify with your hair, and having long, luxurious locks is your thing, why in the world would you use Wal-Mart brand shampoo on it?

Can't anyone join a club?

The sportos, the motorheads, the geeks, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they are all in this video. They united in peace for this. And it's righteous and adorable and I love them all!

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH! Especially Chance at the end. What a cuteyhead.

The next time you tell that story, it should end with "And rams weren't even our mascot. We were just too lazy to draw anything else."

Yes, I am very impressed also by their ability to keep 95% of the non-white students in the background, also, v. different.

Mad props for the underwater part! I could watch these videos all day!

I LOVE how so many different students are involved. This is great!

Wagon wheel coffee table? No one wants a wagon wheel coffee table.

The most perfect TV boyfriend ever to exist.

There IS something about a guy who makes his own furniture, though:

Okay, blatant sexism aside, as the daughter of a master carpenter I have to say I laughed the hardest at "not having to use math," part. I watch my dad measure things out at LEAST twice before making the cut. Sometimes 3 times. That's WHY there's a popular saying that goes, "measure twice, cut once."

I once went over to a guy's house for a booty call, and I had been drinking rye before I went over there. So when he asked me if I wanted something to drink, I asked if he had any whiskey. He was like "Oh yeah! I have vanilla whiskey and Fireball and also this maple whiskey..." And I was like "How about just…

"But can you imagine the opposite of this ad? Where a guy pines for a woman who drinks bourbon while she puts the finishing touches on her latest wagon wheel coffee table made from reclaimed centuries-old Southern barn wood? Seems pretty hot?"

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

Men aren't caricatured stereotypes?! Hold the phone who would ever have any idea?!!

And that's why I have my B.O.B.s - battery-operated boyfriends.

I don't particularly enjoy marinating in the gases and particulate emanating from my own fecal matter, so I'm in and out.

I still want to know why men take so long to poop in the bathroom. Reddit did not answer this one satisfactorily (I know, shocking.)

Sometimes we get menstrual blood on our hands.