Sorry, I’ve seen Sweet Home Alabama way too many times to buy Candice Bergen as Reese Witherspoon’s mom.

POP goes the eyeliner! Savage!

I’d say Browns players are the only ones who didn’t dodge the draft.

Because it is a lot easier to hide behind THE TROOPS than it is to have a discussion on an uncomfortable subject.

I would agree with you but they made a powerpoint and had charts

The idea is to protect the rest of society from her. The girl’s circumstances are tragic, but her actions prove that she is a very real and serious threat to the safety of everyone around her, and always will be. Prison is where we put many people like that, and is probably where she will end up the next time she…

Arguably, he put them there by being a cheating, gaslighting, reputation-shellacking douchebag. She just refused to keep covering for him.

I forgot my favorite story!

For those of you saying that Boston Public Schools are bad, your information is out of date. Common Ground was written about the 1970's. Yes, the physical plants could use work and we don’t have the best playgrounds or libraries, but I have no complaints about the education my two white children are receiving at…

Guy can’t have a bathtub full of acid for totally innocent purposes?

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

8. If all I can see is your face – you need to cut the eye holes smaller.

i give it a day before trump has someone put a cnn logo on that guy’s shirt.

Well, freedom to express unpopular ideas, as long as you do it non-violently, is something we cherish as Americans and live with the downsides. However, it raises the responsibility on all of us as citizens to exercise our rights to fight back, non-violently, against repugnant ideas like Nazism, racism, and white…

Interested in investigating anti-Trump protest groups, possibly violating their civil rights?

What if I don’t have a jar of Marmite at all when I arrive at the airport? Can I still get a 70ml jar of Marmite from security?

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

I have literally emerged from the shower and realized I have forgotten to shave an entire leg

“I don’t know why you’re making this about Emanuel”