Thank you for calling out the tortuous brain-fuck known as Malcolm Gladwell. I find his writing to be engaging, lively, and totally wrong.

Mad enough to channel Drew IT SEEMS!

you've never seen the animated version of tea with mussolini?

I should've kissed you longer/I should've held you stronger/I probably shouldn't have fingerbanged some random groupie right in front of a camera/I definitely shouldn't have advertised that we have an open marriage without bothering to tell you about it first because we apparently weren't on the same page re: me…

That Samuel L. Jackson gif is the best thing ever. Looks like he's going to punch a manifold on a '68 Oldsmobile.

Actually, Dr. Phil, unless you're a trained fire fighter, when the house is on fire you should GTFO.

On the main Jezebel page, this photo is so small that I read it as she's running for the "House of Celibates." I thought, well, to each their own.

I ask the same question about Jessica Simpson all the time.

Like I said, I wasn't speaking to specific cases, including van der Sloot. I was responding to your general statement "prisons should not have conjugal visits" and "what's the point in having prison if it isn't unpleasant and not fun."

No, Somerville's own "Ruble Vodka"

And yet, if your gym is like mine, you probably have buff dudes in sleeveless shirts where they tear out the sides, essentially making a giant shirt-bib where you can see their man-cans and nips. Send them home! They're blasting full-on nip and turning me on!

At least she's not Michelle: http://poormichelle.com/

We have no idea if he was gaslighting her. Ppl who gaslight are very good at baiting you quietly and then letting you look like the crazy one. They know what makes you tick.

I like how you go from "Ugh, one more thing for parents to be one-upping eachother about" and immediately follow with "my kids are awesome, we get compliments, I raised my kids right!" That's some high-level stealth Mommy Wars (TM) shit, right there.

Not until he puts "I'm Gay" on his eyeblack.

1) You are very, very wrong about what people are "repelled" by — you don't have to look too far to see how many dudes get off on lesbians. Get ready to discover just how many women get off on watching hot gay dudes get a leg over.

My cousin's husband, a Parisian, wanted to open up a hamburger cafe in the suburbs of Paris. French hamburger buns fell apart too easily, so he called up a bun producer in America and asked them if they would ship to France. Their reply was something along the lines of, "We'd love to, but we can't. Our ingredients are…

I don't think they're trying to "sensationalize Sam's gayness" or normalize it. I think they're simply trying to show a fairly historic moment for the sport they cover.

In high school, I met a guy who was a pathological liar. I remember a whole group of us were out at dinner and he regaled us with a story about how he had performed a one-man sting operation, spending two days in a toilet stall to catch someone who had put a hidden camera in the men's room (he had been in the bathroom…