It sure seems as if he forgot he was actually in public and not at home at a keyboard in his boxers.

Is nobody reading my "Get to know America's suburbs" blog? Nobody??

Just think about the scholarship, it's almost over.

Puns were made. PUNS WERE MADE!!! Don't you see?

Writers refusing to accept the fact that Deadspin has launched itself into the premier echelons of sports journalism is a refusal to accept the status quo. I only visit ESPN.com for scores. I barely read anything outside of here and Grantland. If people like Peter Gomez think I give a shit about his 2 minute…

It couldnt possibly be that your analogy was not very good and did not illustrate the point you were trying to make very well. Its not like multiple people have explained why it was bad and you dismissed them as dumb. Its not like that at all.

Yep. One bottle of hard liquor per child sure sends a message of moderation.

When you put it that way, it makes me kind of like her.

"I'm not saying you should die in a nuclear fireball. I'm just saying I find your sex life repulsive, don't think you and your relationship are entitled to the equal protection of the law, and think of you as less-than-me and that you should be happy with that. Don't call me a bigot, tho. We cool."

It's probably low blood pressure or anemia. Or maybe thyroid. You should go to the doctor and get checked, but I think the person who replied right below you is being overdramatic. It's winter and you live in a drafty house.

Philly has Franklin Field and Boston has Alumni Stadium. Granted neither are anywhere near Michigan Stadium's capacity, but each probably has a larger capacity than places like Wrigley and Fenway.

Jesus. I'm so happy my husband doesn't treat me like a damn child. Gotta make her feel safe. Give me a fucking break.

How the fuck did Indian food and sushi become markers of someone being a foodie? They're two of the most common foodstuffs in the world. Insisting on artisinal Indian food made only with local ingredients by a chef flown in from Dehli would make someone a foodie. Saying "hey, let's get this incredibly common food" is…

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PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF

crab and rootbeer floats, and football, that's what Maryland does!

"Included on this poor sap's list is: strawberries, watermelon, mushrooms, grapes, lobster, crab and root beer floats."

Nonsense. There are many pleasant cooked-oyster preparations, absolutely none of which are half as delicious as eating them raw.