The good news is, my family lives in Waco, so everyone in the area is used to people with outrageous beliefs being set on fire.

I read Borders: Closed! as the terrible truth of the bookstore Borders being closed. It honestly took me a minute to realize it was the country's borders!
That said, half my family is very similar. In fact, it's the half I'm spending tomorrow with! How bad are they? Well, one favored piece of year-round decor is a…

Can they circulate a picture of her to local businesses? It'd be great if they could all give her change for all future purchases in pennies.

Jesus, there's no winning. Work at McDonalds and complain that you can't live off the wages? Work harder, find a better job. Find a government job with a living wage and benifits? Go back to flipping burgers, you scum!

Well should this woman need some form of help from, oh say the fire department, perhaps they should repay her in kind. Put out the fire one bucket of water at a time.

Well, that takes care of the "something borrowed" thing in a big way.

Good recipe. I also highly recommend the use of a potato ricer. It's easy to use—almost like something that should be used with Play-Doh, and eliminates any lumps. Also consider horseradish sauce as a flavor additive.

I swear to god I will post this to STFU parents. File under 'woe is mom'.

There was just one day I woke up and I was realized I was doing a ton of shit I didn't actually enjoy anymore but did because I had been doing it for so long. In that month I stopped watching Grey's Anatomy, reading Perez Hilton, speaking to two friends, and playing Farmville. It was a very productive month.

Okay, does your hair HAVE A GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW AROUND IT because if not you should shut up.

Axl Jack?

PLOT HOLE

It isn't. Our little Missouri team had a female that wrestled 130. She was a killer. I've told this story before, but it's worth repeating. She wrestled in a dual against some dork that came on the mat and indicated to the crowd, with gestures and smirks, what he thought of wrestling a "girl." She snapped it off in…

But to write her off as some selfish drunk with no possibility of getting better is not serving anyone.

It just looks so much like a parody I cannot even figure out how to process it.

I think the part that made Kanye a "jackass" is the way he delivered his message. It is one thing to speak out and it's another to do so while drunk, holding a bottle and interrupting someone who did nothing wrong. If he had said what he had to say to the media afterward, while SOBER, it would be a different matter.…

Dang, talk shows drive Gerard Butler CRAZY!

Actually, I think he is a lot like a Michelle Bachmann or a Sarah Palin. He says stupid offensive shit and liberals know it's stupid and offensive but love him anyway "just cause."

No kidding. Some other moms and I were talking about it on the playground after school and got so verklempt we had to switch the topic to lice.