Yeah, I’ve said elsewhere, but I’ve had personal experience with this. Some deeply unfair compensations were being made and talking about our salaries amongst ourselves was the only way it changed.

I used to feel that way, but not anymore. Not since we’re seeing a backslide of progress. The power of the wallet is too important, and I’ll continue to resist any way I can.

I’m gonna hijack that Drew Barrymore story to say damn, Timothy Olyphant is so fucking hot in Santa Clarita Diet.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

That Asshole: my inauguration is going to be the yugest, most glamorous star-studded amazing event ever. All the biggest names are calling me up, begging to perform for me and my supporters!

Seriously at this point how the fuck is this real life. It’s too much to absorb. Like my new reality has shifted too quickly and I can’t fucking handle it. If I had the money I seriously would just go and herd cows at this point. The world has gone fucking mad.

i agree that the execution is a little...something. something’s off. but the message is important and i think that’s what counts.

This is the only time that anyone should quote an Adam Sandler movie.

I can’t anymore, guys. I just can’t muster up any outrage over it.

SEE

Is it love, or is it toxic radiation? It’s both, but who cares! (Marie & Pierre Curie)

I enjoy this Hillary costume:

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

I did the same thing, in nursery school, but with pee! i peed in my little undies and even when my mom showed up with a clean pair, I was all, fancy seeing you here! What brings you round these parts? I would not admit to peeing to anyone.

Back in 1971 when I was in 8th grade, I told my parents I was going to an Alice Cooper concert with a friend. When queried about the artist, I responded that “Alice did mellow folk music, like Judy Collins.” The next day, there on the front page of the Houston Post, was a pic of Alice in full makeup, shirtless,…

I was a bed wetter until I was like 8 or 9. One time at a slumber party I wet the bed in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping. So I took my underwear, rinsed them and stuck them in the freezer and staged the ‘frozen underwear’ prank on myself to cover my pee pee tracks and get some sympathy on side.…

My mom tells us not to talk about it, but there is something sensitive about our family. We feel things, and then we bite our tongues to prevent bothers from thinking we are nuts.

I told my mom’s story a few years ago and I think it was an honorable mention. That story still creeps me out but here’s one from my childhood that I actually witnessed.

Mine isn’t very good, but it still kind of creeps me out.