That is a male torso with boobs tacked on.

Joe DiMaggio beat her.

HERE LIES HUGH HEFNER

She has her butt tightened up. It looks round on one side and flat on the other but when you have a tight booty and you clench it looks like that.

BTW, she’s Tesla Founder Elon Musk’s mother.

Edit: I realize now you added that at the bottom.

I love that the Satanic Temple makes it their beeswax to be as ridiculously litigious as they can whenever shit like this happens. They are good eggs.

Relevant:

I feel like I always look like a mess compared to a lot of other women. Like, how do people not have fly-away hairs sticking up on their head? Hair spray can’t tame these. Also, my nails always look bitten and I can’t wear heels to work or I would want to cut off my feet by the end of the day and I don’t even stand a…

I’m prepared to get shit for this, but 20 is far too young to have a child. Hell, your damn brain doesn’t fully develop until 25. Yes, she’s rich, which will give the child an imporant leg up in the world.

Sorry, have to disagree. 20yrs old is still a kid. Big time.

I would love this twist.

They work fast either that or she’s Kims Surrogate. LOL

They’re saying this thing is due in February, which means Kylie got pregnant in May. They started dating in April. She got pregnant ONE MONTH into dating him??!?!??!?!

I doubt it was anywhere near 4 seconds, IIRC the episode came out in 2012 and it was only recently noticed. The hysterical mother either just happened to be looking at exactly the right place at the right time, or she’s scouring every second of every kid’s show looking for the work of satan.

Had the same reaction to “detach from your mother” in re: letter 2. Wait, what? 1) LW wasn’t asking for advice on that at all and 2) this doesn’t sound like a “put space between you and your mom” issue AT ALL. So the mom sends her reminders, a LOT of moms do that. And I don’t think the mom is so fucking off base that…

I feel like I listen to more than enough Savage Lovecast to have heard the first scenario over and over again. If the sex is bad this long into the relationship and your partner has shown no interest in improving it, then you have to really sit down and ask yourself whether bad sex is the price of admission you’re…

Omg that was the best skit for a lot of reasons. On top of everything else, girlfriend’s got a voice.

No one with three kids, a dog, AND a pristine white couch is relatable in my book. Kids and dog, sure. A white couch. With kids and dog? Nope. I’m out. Don’t buy it.

And curvy tall people. Even though I’m not that tall (5'8) onepieces or stockings are always too short and the tall brands don’t carry my size.

I hated my body even when I was 18 and stick thin. We are trained to hate our current bodies no matter what state we’re in, and I always look back at old pictures and wonder why because I looked fine if not great. So I try to remember that one day in the future I’ll appreciate my body, so why not appreciate it now?…