Perfect excuse to post my brand new purple hair

I can barely find a librarian in my public library!

Well of course that’s worse because it destroys a man, where actual sexual assault typically destroys a woman and I think we all know whose life is more valuable here.

also:

TEAM PULP!

When I was growing up, it was the IRA. My first job we were told how to deal with a bomb threat or suspicious packages in the mall where I worked. There will always be people who think it achieves something to kill a bunch of people, other than make everyone who is left really pissed at them.

I raise a pint to you lad. And to all the brave men and women who responded to last night’s events.

Last one I’m posting - I LOVE Miley’s voice.

Dr. Jart Ceramidin. or Belif Aquabomb.

This stuff: Amore Pacific Enzyme Peel 

Honestly my post could have just been this image.

Once upon a time, in the early/mid 1970's wigs and “wiglets” were so common you could buy them at the grocery store. My mom tells a story where she was having a few people to dinner and wore a wiglet she purchased at the grocery store. She was pulling one of the dishes out of the oven when her wiglet caught fire.

Think of it as a spiritual cleansing— or like a Tibetan Healing Mandala. Because the artist has agreed to allow this to happen, the act of burning becomes a kind of completion of the work. His statement was that it was part of his intention to help or compel white people to experience these stories so that they could…

But you also shouldn’t have taken the photo in the first place.

I know! Her tone is always like “Even I, you plebes. Even I.” In her head she thinks it makes her sound relatable.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Say what you want, I love Lost in Translation. Can watch it countless times. Looking forward to this one, congrats Sofia!

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]