I thought my life was over when I developed genital warts in my early 20s. I had only slept with five or six people at the time and the first doctor who treated me acted like I was disgusting (and this was at a Planned Parenthood type clinic that almost exclusively treated young women). My boyfriend at the time (who…

A slight variation on the theme: buy any book I want.

I love that JT is on there twice. Double herpes!

I want to be rich for two reasons. So I can buy any plant I want for my garden and so I can leave ridiculous tips. That’s it. That’s all I really aspire to in life.

I’m pretty sure the whole point of craft services is to catch and hold actors before they wander off aimlessly.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Is this the part where he purposefully “puts” hickeys all over her chest area so she can no longer wear bikinis to the beach? As a “punishment” for going topless for like, five minutes? How romantic, you guys. Let’s all swoon together!

I just wish my friend in grade school who was Mormon and died of leukemia at 9-and-a-half had made better choices. Smh.

Yup. My father died after a session of vigorous exercise, which he did about five times a week. Heart attack. No prior warning - a genetic thing.

Um, getting a disease is not part of living a healthy life.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

she is my hair heroine.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

I know of Cyrus; I have studied Cyrus, and, let me tell you, Billy Ray, you are no Cyrus.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Maybe? The book is one of my favorites so that’s why I’m personally excited. Being a fan of both Neil Gaiman and Bryan Fuller makes this series pretty easy for me to get pumped for.

I’m so pumped! Did you see the clip of Low-Key Lyesmith? That was the thing that got me really excited for the show instead of just excited.

I bought mead especially for the occasion! I’ve been excited since it was supposed to be on HBO but I’m glad Bryan Fuller seems to really care about doing it RIGHT.