That’s what I always think. I would love to buy a small, one bedroom bungalow like my grandmother had, just for myself. But the truth is that where I live its really hard to find places that size. Those old modestly sized bungalows now need a lot of renovation. And everything new is huge!

Any time I see lofts or ladders to beds I think, “what if they have to pee in the middle of the night?” I can barely drag my sleep-drunken ass down the hallway let outline navigate a ladder in the middle of the night.

I’m really jaded, though...they are such attention-whores...my first thought is that they did it all on purpose because they knew they’d get more attention for doing shit the wrong way

Good I would love nothing more than to see the whole kardashian klan sued into oblivion. Come on America you overly litigious hellhole you can do it! 

I know you won’t see this, but you are a big deal to me and I’m happy for you.

Please find a way to insert Shade Court into your new work!

What is it that bothers you about this?

Huzzah!! Welcome back, Jane! You (and Millihelen!) have been sorely missed.

I am 91 days sober. I’m not quite flying my AA flag to everyone I know IRL, some people know, but alcohol  has been part of my coping mechanism for so long, that I’m really proud to be working on being a better person without it.

Look, without making myself completely doxxable, I will say that this falls under my wheelhouse of expertise and as far as I can tell, the truth of the matter is that this was a truly impossible situation for Comey. “Sources and methods” may be a vague concept for most people, but the reality is that years of work and…

He’s not on anyone’s side. He has a (somewhat well-deserved) image as a man of integrity. Unfortunately, like many so-called men of integrity, he bought into that hype about himself, and let his self-image as a man of integrity overwhelm his decision making process. So in order to protect his self-styled image, he…

He got outmaneuvered by both the far-right, who is who he was reacting to, and the Russians (particularly Russian intelligence), who fed him a document he couldn’t disprove without risking intelligence assets and methods.

And, naturally, people are poo-pooing on her, claiming she’s “inserting herself into this to increase her fame”. I cannot even with this shit anymore.

Also why are there heart shaped photograph charms of her and the dumpster fire on the sides of the pram? Is it some sort of way to ensure that they don’t lose him?

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

Thank you for your incredible energy and careful articulation of why ‘tell women not to get so drunk’ is a trope that just needs to be put to rest. I am a huge critic of binge drinking culture (to the extent that I went to a women’s college to avoid it) but binge drinking itself does not have a rapacious penis looking…

But it’s not ALSO! It’s instead. I keep telling you this - focusing on women and their behavior is not an addition to the solution. It is the only “solution” being offered and it has been for some time.

Maybe, if you said, “Ladies, patch the holes that keep being punctured into the boat. Maintain constant vigilance of the boat’s integrity, while the men don’t need to worry. In fact, men, here are some sharp sticks. Feel free to poke as you feel like it.”

But you aren’t, actually. Me not drinking isn’t going to prevent rape. The rapist will simply rape someone else. And if by some miracle, all women were sober from now until the end of time, there would still be plenty of rape.

No, none of us do. We have parents and doctors and plenty of people already teaching us to be afraid. That doesn’t need to be part of the conversation, at all. And at present it IS the conversation. Entirely. We are NOT focusing on the perpetrators. That is not happening, and is part of why this is so objectionable.