#schadenfreudegivesmelife

Basically this.

I can’t imagine booing someone’s creation while they’re in the room no matter how much I disliked it. Money not buying class and all that.

Does not really have anything to do with tweet beat, but sending this to the internet void. I broke up with my boyfriend a few hours ago. Long story short over a month ago I dropped the L bomb and he didn't reciprocate and now im listening to I cant make you love me at 2am.

Nah, man. That Scripture is a recipe for bread that the people were supposed to cook over human poop as atonement for their collective sin. Every time I see it in the grocery store I roll my eyes so hard they fall out. Bible-adjacent snake oil.

God I love the internet sometimes.

Wow a lot of these responses are insane. I don’t understand why people are going in on her and not Jay Z (unless he’s also getting major criticism that I’m not seeing). He’s the one who seems to have cheated on his wife for Christ’s sake!

YES. God I miss Shade Court.

Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.

A fat joke. How truly novel

I’m from Team Dog, and we would like a word.

I’m older than 40 years old.

At this point, I feel the same way about Bernie that I do about Jesus: nice guy, but some of the shit people are getting up to (ostensibly) on his behalf really puts me off.

JFC. Democrats are being handed this election to them on a silver fucking platter, and they want to set it on fire. Support your candidate, don’t denigrate the other, and whoever wins the nod, vote -D. It’s really not that fucking hard.

Yes, the first thing that struck me was that she looked really unhappy.

I’m sorry. But this is all I can think of.

This was my main takeaway from this, honestly. Why is this issue more than three times the price? Does it come with Tom Hiddleston’s phone number?

Yes there be. Tomorrow imma post details on my page! Hope to see you there.

Hey! I mostly lurk (daily) on jezebel and only comment once or twice, but I am moving to Edinburgh this Summer and I don’t really know anyone there! Would I be able to come to this meeting in the future? And if so, how would I know where/when it’s happening? Please can I hang out with the cool kids please?

rescuing bulls from factories and such.